THE PURRFECTLY PONDEROUS COMPANION

Being a cat is a calling. It's about the art of resting in sunbeams, mastering the ancient craft of chasing that elusive red dot, and always knowing when it's time for a mouthwatering meal. Law Number One: Your humans are here to serve your every need, be it head scratches Contemplate the world from a lofty perch. It's all about angle, you see.